Miss Vagaygay

I don’t know exactly how this is going to work.  I”m not really very good about talking about my private bits, but then again it wouldn’t be called a “challenge” if it was easy to do.  Over at Renegade Moms they are calling for a Vagina Monologue-esqe writing Challenge, and being that  I love a challenge… well lets just say it was like a triple dog dare to me.  So here’s my little contribution…

Miss Vagaygay – a Short Hair Story
By Christine

Once upon a time there was a warm and friendly girl named Miss Vagaygay.  She was in love with Mr. Willie, he would come and visit her often and make her VERY happy.  Except once a month Miss Vagaygay’s Aunt Flo would visit her, and Mr. Willie & Miss Vagaygay couldn’t “visit” for a whole week.  This made both Miss Vagaygay & Mr. Willie very sad and cranky (even crankier than Miss Vagaygay usually gets when visited by her Aunt Flo).

Then one day Miss Vagaygay met this WONDERFUL friend named Mirena.  Mirena told Miss Vagaygay that she would take Aunt Flo away for a very long time and only bring her back when Miss Vagaygay wanted her back (which would probably be a very VERY long time because Miss Vagaygay didn’t really like her Aunt Flo very much at all).   After that Mirena became Miss Vagaygay’s bestest friend in the whole world.  And Mr. Willie liked her too because then he could visit Miss Vagaygay whenever he wanted and never had to wear a rubber raincoat.

And then they all lived happily ever after.. “visiting”  like bunny rabbits!!  WooT WooT!

The End

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