Wyndsong Writes

I made up a tongue twister yesterday.

“How many blogs would a blogger blog if a blogger could blog blogs?”

It’s in the same tempo as the wood chuck one… how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  That one.  I think I started thinking that tongue twister yesterday because I was going through the blogs I read and thinking to  myself “wow! How many blogs do I read?  Do I actually read all these blogs?  How do I read all these blogs when I can’t post to all my blogs that often!  Maybe if I stopped reading so many blogs then I could WRITE on my blogs and then I wouldn’t freel  like totaly crappy about not blogging when I should be blogging.”

THEN I thought “is there a limit to how many blogs a blogger can read?  Not like physically, like the internet gods have put a law down saying “thou shalt only read xx many blogs and no more”, but like  the theory the human ear can only hear so many notes before it stops hearing them.   And then I think about my blogs that I’ve totally neglected for a couple of months and wonder why I bothered starting them if I wasn’t going to write in them.  And then I thought about how what difference does it make because no one’s really reading them any more than I ‘m reading all the blogs that I have in my RSS reader, and then I think how rude that is for someone to subscribe to my blog but not actually read it.  Then I think wow I”m such a hypocrit because at least 1/4 1/2 3/4 oh hell 99% of the blogs in my reader I”m not actually reading all the time!  And THEN I thought but sometimes I do read them, and if I read them all that would be a GREAT excuse for not blogging in my own blog!!  THEN I thought that maybe if I was writing in all my blogs that would be a great excuse for not READING blogs!  Then I realized I”m not doing either because I”m addicted to Twitter, which is sorta micro-mini-blogging and that’s a legitmate excuse for not blogging or reading blogs.

So there’s my twisted thought process and why I don’t read/write often.  LOL